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Leave slowpokes in your dust

half-rim frames w/ rose reflective lenses won't slip or bounce no matter how schweddy it is there

but they make the blinding sun bearable during tomorrow’s meatball hangover

These solid green sunglasses feature a fully adjustable nose piece and rose gradient lenses so you can show your neighbours how fast

These black frames with blue reflective water-repellent lenses scream

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