Attempted Murder Dad hat bees this crewneck delivers that broken-in

this crewneck delivers that broken-in comfort from the very first wear

or their sanity to a four-legged menace

This piece walks the line between classic and just inappropriate enough to get a reaction

Complete with an adjustable strap

and a little suggestive—just how we like our birds

Attempted Murder Dad hat bees this crewneck delivers that broken-inThis embroidered dad hat features your dangerously funny wordplay stitched front and center, making it the perfect conversation starter for bird lovers with a dark sense of humor. Whether you're running errands, filming chaotic TikToks, or plotting absolutely nothing suspicious, this cap delivers effortless cool with a side of menace.